Would + Ratio

When you see a female and ask your friends if she is hot or not. This is the appropriate response undeniably every single time, if you think she is hot.

"Yo, is Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones hot?" - Person 1

"Would + Ratio" - Person 2

"Dude what the fuck, you heinous bastard" - Person 1

by SensualSaguaro November 10, 2021

ratio laws

thing you cannot do while twitter ratio (or any type of ratio) someome

ratio laws

1. u cannot like your own ratio
2. u cannot like your own ratio

3. hi tea x

by ahshehheha February 19, 2022

W.A.T Ratio

the ratio of waste, ass and tits which can be used in the WAT formula to calculate the shagability of ones self.

Man, have you seen that girl over there, her W.A.T ratio must be up the hundreds

by Fonky facts dealer February 20, 2022

Ultimate ratio

It's when a tweet get's more like's then the other but the orginal tweet needs to be lower than the poplution of the vaquita and the ratio giver tweet need's to be higher than the Javan rhino.

Twitter user: replace Dream is sucks with Women dosen't seem funny now is it? 3 likes
Chad:Ratio 102
Twitter user 2: Holy fuck that ultimate ratio you destroyed them!

by Dioxide62 June 3, 2021

mullet ratio

Percent of chance that some chick is a lesbian.(The mullet is a popular lezbo hairdo for the bull-dykey types.)

"Check out that woman driving the big rig! I bet her mullet ratio is a good 98%!"

by Crazy John April 18, 2006

S:K Ratio

sock to knob ratio, days out of the week that you're unable to sleep in your dorm because your roommate is having sex in your bed, often indicated by a sock on the doorknob.

"Hey, pat, you look tired, what's up?"
"my roommate's giving me a 4:7 s:k ratio"
"ouch dude"

by Fuzzy Kittens December 24, 2008

Fizz ratio

The ratio of carbonated water to the syrup in a drink. If the ratio of carbonation to syrup is high then there is less flavor.

Rahm (to new guy): Is that what I asked for? If you waste my time, you waste the people's time.

New guy (aside to Rahm's assistant): It's just a Diet Coke.

Rahm's assistant: No way. The fizz ratio in McD's Diet Coke is perfect-soft on the bubbles. It's exactly the way Uncle Barry likes it.

by jackwayd November 20, 2009