Would + Ratio

When you see a female and ask your friends if she is hot or not. This is the appropriate response undeniably every single time, if you think she is hot.

"Yo, is Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones hot?" - Person 1

"Would + Ratio" - Person 2

"Dude what the fuck, you heinous bastard" - Person 1

by SensualSaguaro November 10, 2021

ratio laws

thing you cannot do while twitter ratio (or any type of ratio) someome

ratio laws

1. u cannot like your own ratio
2. u cannot like your own ratio

3. hi tea x

by ahshehheha February 19, 2022

Ratio Pass

The act of ignoring a "Ratio" comment.

"Ratio!"
"..."
"Damn dude, you just got ratio passed."

by kodachromic April 20, 2022

Anti-ratio

The opposite of ratio;

As a successful ratio is defined by how a reply has more likes to a tweet/comment it is replying to, a successful anti-ratio is defined by how a reply has less likes to a tweet/comment it is replying to.

"Wtf is an anti-ratio?"
"Anti-ratio deez nuts"

"I ratio'd you real hard."
"No b*tch, I anti-ratio'd you real hard."

by GiveMeaRandomUsername3310 August 3, 2022

Ratio Day

This event called "Ratio Day" is a holiday for a sub-species of humanity called "Twitter Users" where they argue with everyone they see with the word "Ratio". It is nonsensical for a normal human being to comprehend this event, and you should not because this event is only for the "Twitter Users". It is said you need to have a twitter account in the website "Twitter" to join this holiday. This event will take place every August 2, which is probably tomorrow in your time.

Ratio Day: lol noob ratio lolllll wdfff so cringe

by jonathanraves12 August 1, 2022

mullet ratio

Percent of chance that some chick is a lesbian.(The mullet is a popular lezbo hairdo for the bull-dykey types.)

"Check out that woman driving the big rig! I bet her mullet ratio is a good 98%!"

by Crazy John April 18, 2006

S:K Ratio

sock to knob ratio, days out of the week that you're unable to sleep in your dorm because your roommate is having sex in your bed, often indicated by a sock on the doorknob.

"Hey, pat, you look tired, what's up?"
"my roommate's giving me a 4:7 s:k ratio"
"ouch dude"

by Fuzzy Kittens December 24, 2008