Captain Kirk

A long, skinny, curvy dick.

Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!

She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.

by fmywet87 March 17, 2016

Kirk Complex

When a guitarist in a band (typically a heavy metal band) uses too much wah wah effect in their solos, as Kirk Hammett of Metallica does.

The guitarist in this band has a major Kirk Complex.

by Cheddar Bay Biscuit June 5, 2010

george kirk

A racist twat who’s birthday is on 13th of November his best friend and bum buddy is Bryce who is good in bed. A George Kirk has a chode the size of an ant and Bryce has bolacks of steel if u see a George Kirk there is a national month to kick him in the balls and punch him in nose

Hey u see George Kirk what a prick he likes ass

by Manny gurr January 12, 2020

Saeleigh Kirk

Saeleigh Kirk is such a lesbian who fucks teachers. She might be trans but just stay away from her just because ya know.

“Saeleigh Kirk is nasty”

by SAELEIGH April 1, 2019

Lane Kirk

Probably one of the most annoying kids you'll ever know. Always kicking your chair if you're in front of him, kicking your feet if you're across from him. He has no conscience, nor any morals. He fears no one.

His most popular feature is his name up on the Big Screen - for Kahoot, of course.

Ew, Lane Kirk.

by madyissues November 20, 2019

Triple Kirks

A pub in which students habitat when avoiding history lectures

"We have a history lecture next"
"Lets go to the Triple Kirks"

by B.E. (the best) December 17, 2008

kirk colombano

Being defined: Kirk Colombano, usually with a first name of Elsa or Elisa, consistently flirts with boys. Usually short, around 5 feet and blond, with European ancestry. Has manboobs.

Kirk Colombano being defined as a flirter

by Hehevdhhajwndbdb March 22, 2020