A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.
by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009
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Get the fup-o-meter mug.The best competitive swimming stroke that exists. In 50 Meter Butterfly a swimmer swims the butterfly stroke for 50 meters (One lap/Two lengths short course, or One length long course).
Swimmer 1: Guess what!? Coach says i get to swim 50 Meter Butterfly at the next meet!
Swimmer 2: Whoa awesome! You're so lucky! I have to swim the 500! yuck!
Swimmer 2: Whoa awesome! You're so lucky! I have to swim the 500! yuck!
by dontyouwishyoucouldswimlikeme February 4, 2010
Get the 50 Meter Butterfly mug.A way to tell how mad someone is by the length of their urban dictionary definitions the longer the definition the more pissed off the person is on the nerd rage meter. Multiple paragraphs = off the scale.
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Get the nerd rage meter mug."that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."
by annakatherine7 August 17, 2008
Get the fecal-matter-meter mug.Sort of a number line used to dicribe things that are Saucey or Un-Saucey. Words or phrases right of the zero are good or possitve(saucey). Words or phrases left of zero on the Sauce-o-meter are bad or negitve (un-saucey).
Pronounced: sauce-om-a-ter
Pronounced: sauce-om-a-ter
(In homeroom)Nick: yo im bored!
Mike: lets make some way to rate "saucey"
Nick: We need a SAUCE-O-METER!
Mike: lets make some way to rate "saucey"
Nick: We need a SAUCE-O-METER!
by Mike the sauceman Nick November 14, 2009
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