grocery bag of a woman

grocery bag of a woman

My wife went to the auto shop .she's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit

by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022

Grocery Store Children

Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.

*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.

I see someone's Grocery Store Children out on the scene of that wreck. (Quote: Sheree Horn)

by Chief of Chiefs January 14, 2024

grocery gas

Fuel bought at a place outside of a major gas company.

Friend A: Man, gas prices are getting crazy-high lately. It's up to 2.48 a gallon.
Friend B: I told you about that. Better off going to Ingles or Kroger and pump that 1.98 grocery gas and keep it moving.

by McWritah January 14, 2016

grocery

An item that can be easily obtained with sufficient money and a travel to the nearest grocery store. This contrasts with the elusive nature of acquiring additional screen time from parents, which often lacks a specific method or location.

While the grocery store is just a short trip away, negotiating for extra screen time feels like an uphill battle.

by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025

Grocery cart

Street person device that is gives mobility to the lifestyle. A Swiss army knife for street survival.

He better watch out for that bitch, she have him in a grocery cart after 1 night.

by da bigger kahuna December 18, 2010

grocery god

when a person is great at attracting very attractive people (they're good at bagging a fine mofo)

"look at this girl i pulled"
"dude she's so fine you're a grocery god"

by lunine September 2, 2023

Grocery bag

Grocery bagging is when you put your own penis into your own anas, then having your significant other hold your shaft is if it were a grocery bag

Today I held my wife chapstick in my nose, water in one and and her tampons in the other, as she grocery bagged me through the mall

by Fuckshit123 October 20, 2018