A cute little fish
It radiates warmth and happiness by its warm colours
It's kind and caring and forgetful but has a warm heart
It radiates warmth and happiness by its warm colours
It's kind and caring and forgetful but has a warm heart
She is my goldfish
by Thegoldsishgirl June 11, 2023
Get the Goldfishmug. the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week
by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024
Get the goldfish memorymug. A Wannabe YouTuber who hasn't posted anything on his channel yet but I'm still subscribed to for some reason.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"
by Someone_Named_Joshua November 2, 2020
Get the Very-Sad Goldfishmug. I'm pornography, when the guy is ready to cum he takes his penis from his co-star, the co-star gets on their knees, looks skyward with mouth agape and eagerly awaits bring fed. Just like Goldfish in a tank when they see that food is about to be put in the water.
My gf and I came up with this term a couple years ago while watching porn and realized we hated the act. Like anybody in the real world would jump up from the position they were in and ruin their moment by being splattered with a disgusting goo.
My gf and I came up with this term a couple years ago while watching porn and realized we hated the act. Like anybody in the real world would jump up from the position they were in and ruin their moment by being splattered with a disgusting goo.
I thought she was really conservative but then I saw her Goldfishing for the entire rugby team Saturday night.
by Mike Oxbernt June 21, 2023
Get the Goldfishingmug. the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
Guy: "We should go on a date."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"
Friend 2: "Exactly."
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"
Friend 2: "Exactly."
by Atilla the Hans September 16, 2013
Get the Goldfishmug. by Spooky Goldfish November 30, 2020
Get the spooky goldfishmug. Goldfish aka Corinna Kopf
by Furki1907 April 29, 2019
Get the Goldfishmug.