filipino femboy

f1x3d

f1x3d is a filipino femboy

by AngeryCat October 20, 2021

Filipino Drug Hug

When a dealer pretends to just be giving someone a hug when really they are making a deal by shoving the good stuff up the other person's asshole.

James: Hey, I'm in need of a Filipino Drug Hug
Dealer: Certainly :3
*Dealer shoves drugs up James' asshole and he slips money into the dealers hand.

by pokefreak3 January 19, 2012

Filipino Haircut

Instead of just cutting the hair, you cut their head off at the neck

Don't make me give you a Filipino haircut!!!

by Filipino Girl July 13, 2011

Filipino Spaghetti

Inedible garbage that Filipinos try to pass as spaghetti. Is not in any way similar to real spaghetti nor is it made with the same attention to detail skill or dedication. It contains ingredients that should not be in any real spaghetti like hotdogs and banana ketchup, and pieces of ham. Random leftovers are just thrown into the sauce and mixed with spaghetti noodles in hopes that something edible will be the result (it rarely is). Some Filipino families hate their kids so much that they will throw this together for them and give it to them during birthdays, X-mas and other holidays hoping they'll eat it instead of going through the effort of making their kids real food. Best thrown in the garbage disposal or left out somewhere for possums, raccoons or any other animal that can eat trash.

Someone gave me Filipino Spaghetti so I threw it down threw it down the garbage disposal.

I put the Filipino Spaghetti in the garbage can and suddenly there is a raccoon infestation.

by NeonEdgelord July 29, 2019

filipino gift bag

(noun) When a male places his testicles between his thighs and bends over. A female will then lick the testicles from behind.

She gave me a filipino gift bag.
I want to give him a filipino gift bag.

by matt db October 21, 2007

Filipino Back Alley

Oh you don't want to know.

My friend asked a stranger about the Filipino Back Alley, he's never been the same since.

by themiddle May 4, 2009

Filipino Flophouse

A Filipino Flophouse is essentially a "Dry-docked upper-decker". The act involves turning off the water source of a toilet, flushing the toilet to render it dry in the tank and bowl and then depositing ones excrement in the tank portion of the toilet.

"I was at some assholes house party, he was being a total prick , so I left him the the ole' Filipino Flophouse!"

by ACEE October 20, 2012