brown cheerio

Asshole

Let her take a shot out of your brown cheerio

by afrohernandes August 1, 2017

German Cheerio

The most disgusting, depraved sexually deviant act you could ever imagine.

Dude 1: So how was last night with that Chick?

Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....

Dude 1: *Gun To Head*

by Zomgwtfbbq!!!!!rawr October 3, 2010

Cheerio Landmind

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 23, 2012

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

The soggy cheerio

A sex position in which two partners undergo intercourse while a third party pours milk and Honey Nut Cheerios over the couple until mutual orgasm

Babe! I found a guy who is willing to be our third in the soggy Cheerio. You down?

by That bottom bitch October 19, 2019

leathery cheerio

A leathery cheerio is another word for the abused and aged anus of a woman. Or now a days also for a man.

Bro have you seen her leathery cheerio?!

by Sinning saint December 17, 2017

cheerio

The worse Cereal ever made has no flavor what so. Ever....

Kid (me) throws up because of cheerios True story

by BOI I CANT EVEN DEAL NO MORE March 29, 2017