Baron Bitchalot

A narcissist female boomer who never leaves her bed, only eats junk food, meddles in everyone’s affairs, and obsessively monitors the cable news network so she can fear-monger on social media.

Yo, you know if she’ll be at the family function?

Nah, dude. Baron Bitchalot can’t leave her bed. She’d get upset if anyone had fun anyway.

by anonymous April 2, 2024

Baron

A man who gets no females, he is a lowlife who does nothing but stargaze.

Look at baron looking in his telescope. What a fucking nerd.

by ihaveabigbooty August 27, 2022

Bloody Baron

To fuck a chick in the ass until your dick bleeds and her ass bleeds

"O!O!O!O!O!O!"
"Wait, I think I'm ablout to bleed"
"Fine,I'll Bloody Baron you"

by Sypmaster February 21, 2009

Baron from Starbound

Gigachad

person 1 - Baron from Starbound (hit pc game released on July 22, 2016)
person 2 - 😔 *starts playing "Can you feel my heart" by Bring Me the Horizon on a medieval flute*

by starving crazed weasel April 3, 2023

beef baron

A bitch who sucks long and hard on beef tips

Marissa is a nasty beef baron

by Gobi Qwyat November 20, 2019

Barone

Occurs when a bitch ass motherfucker notifies the whole hockey team that you stepped foot in their house. You will know that you have been "baroned" when a different motherfucker texts you the next day. You probably did nothing.

"Barone said..."

by Jazzie Robinson November 21, 2017

baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.

Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?

by rabifant August 24, 2014