Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.
That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.
This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
by girl1342 February 17, 2023
Get the Turd’s Armpit mug.Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).
"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."
by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017
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