Aesthetic Vertigo

The overwhelming emotional state consisting of awe, confusion, passion, grief, fascination, regret, excitement, and sorrow experienced by a male westerner traveling to eastern Europe and finding himself in a vast sea of breathtakingly beautiful women, after having spent his entire life among mostly fat, ugly, and miserably arrogant freaks and feminists of his native land, usually America.

-How is your trip to Lviv, homie?
-Dude, I'm in complete aesthetic vertigo! All the women here are incredible! What have I been doing with my life living in Chicago? It's like a mental asylum compared to this place!

-Why don't you stay?
-I can't. I have to build the International Logic Party to give the world a true democracy!

by UrbanVegan September 20, 2018

poly aesthetic

When you don’t stick to one aesthetic and instead you have different aesthetic choices

x: “why you wearing that i thought you were an e-boy”
you: nah, i just stick with many aesthetics, im poly aesthetic; i can’t choose one aesthetic

by Pstandsforpoota June 26, 2021

Aesthetic

MY SMOLBEAAN LOLOL

My smolbean is a living aesthetic. Badabingbadabum

by Blackeyedbread February 4, 2018

Aesthetic Mornings

A phrase quoted by individuals who believe their life constitutes that of an Instagram profile. A trusty film camera, mug of black coffee and a tennis skirt is all you need to characterise your morning as an "aesthetic morning".

Also: Used ironically to mock someone who believes their morning routine is 'aesthetic' (or) A mocking alternative to "aesthetic warning".

Tom: "Jasmine, those blueberry pancakes look really nice."

Jasmine: "Aesthetic mornings!"

by JazzieThursdays69 May 3, 2021

Tabloid Aesthetic

A phrase coined by fashion designer Steves Peeps in 2017. It conveys an "I don't give a fuck" attitude. It is loosely tied to the outfits and styles Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan would wear in 2007 during the TMZ/tabloid explosion of the 2000's. Items can include :

A Chanel purse
Tom Ford sunglasses
Coach bag
Blinged out T-mobile sidekick
Saint Laurent Jeans
A Starbucks cup.

"oh look at that girl shes trying to look like Britney Spears circa 2007 ! that is so Tabloid Aesthetic"

by ChicFashion February 18, 2017

verbal aesthetic

A pleasing way to say something that may employ wit and rhythm.

She loved the verbal aesthetic of 40's films.

by Nicole Bracy March 4, 2008

sturdy aesthetic

An underrated YouTuber who creates content when he can.

“Dude, have you seen the new sturdy aesthetic?”
“No.”

by TenetopiaOfAzure May 15, 2022