Premium dick

premium dick

I searched and searched for dick and I could not find anything above standard until I found Paul's premium dick.

Anything below 5 inches is considered standard. Anything above 6 inches is premium dick.

His premium dick was so good I thought he was going to charge a premium dick.

by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026

Dick master

Adam from Hazbin hotel

"I'm the dick master!!!" Adam said

by GM33 February 2, 2026

Clic-a-Dick

A sex toy. Either a remote control dildo or a universal strap on.

Hey babe you got that Clic-a-dick

by KSEEK February 2, 2026