Interneting

Video chatting, messaging, or in any way contacting someone over the internet.

Can you internet Tom?
I was interneting with Sam last night.

by sksbkfbsabfklasbka March 11, 2013

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

the internet of things

A network of things exchanging data without requiring normal human interaction.

Me - youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY ..

Eric - "That's not even a good example of the internet of things"

by Mr.Al October 21, 2017

Internet Executor

The authorized person to whom the responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded.

responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded is Internet Executor

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.

Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game

by Turtle Skater January 11, 2018

internet shark

Probably some girl who posts a lot

Gina posts a lot, she is a internet shark

by Alec R. July 10, 2016

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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025