"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
Get the Half a Horseshoe in my Assmug. I want to be dr half price
by drhp August 29, 2021
Get the dr half pricemug. One who fails to fully send. Typically lacking in the send category and often failing to live up to send expectations.
by boylover3000 September 15, 2021
Get the half sendermug. Person 1: “well you see he wasn’t actually evil so he was a half dictator”
Person 2: “you’re fucking retarded”
Person 2: “you’re fucking retarded”
by DoodleGuy November 8, 2021
Get the Half dictatormug. 
Get the half-great-great-great-auntmug. by Shikiel Spencer January 20, 2017
Get the Half Hairmug. An individual who is prejudiced and blindly believes something , and project its evil implications on others .
by Dip_Narendrapally March 9, 2022
Get the Half-wittermug.