Smurf Kick

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.

Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*

by SquishyNinja November 18, 2010

whip kick

you athletically kick someone when you falling you are style

Bro, did you just see Bruce Lee whip kicked the shit out of Betsy DeVos.

by Packa1ee February 11, 2017

Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

Kick Gravel

Means to "Git!" Usually with one's tail between their legs.

That fool come around here again, you tell him to "kick gravel!" Similar to "Kick rocks."

by AU24K October 13, 2016

European Kick Ball

When You ( Kick a Ball ) into a Net and Scream ( GOALLLLLLLLLL) kind of like ( Grass Hockey ) with your feet.

Wanna Go Outside and Play some European Kick Ball?

by KickBaller6969 April 12, 2021

ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face

When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels

by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020

New kicks

As in New sneakers/New Tires

When I picked Tom up from his house. He asked me if those were New Kicks I got for my Lambo.

by Neo 69 September 25, 2023