may 23 2022

hug ur bf/gf

if u don’t ur just rubbish at dating xx

“go hug ur gf!”
“why”
“its may 23 2022 which means u have to hug ur gf or boyfriend”

by Emm200000 May 21, 2022

May 26 2006

An absolute feral child was born this day, she is very loving towards her friends and will yell at them with a kind intent. She acts fruity but denies any allegations of being.. homo. She’s still great though

Person A: What’s special about May 26 2006?
Person B: Maygen.

by WolfieStarr January 25, 2022

May Fool's Day

A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.

Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 26, 2022

Jasmine Mai Rob

Jasmine Mai Rob’s are the best people to be around. They are funny, caring and cool 😎 but don’t get on her dark side bc she’ll tear you up and turn into the wolf of the night 🐺 they also have massive big fattys and pull every guys known to man 🙄🤚

man1: yo have you seen that Jasmine Mai Rob chick?
man2: no why, what’s with her?
man1: corr she’s so fit and has the biggest bum i’ve ever seen!!

by crocod00dle February 4, 2022

monday 3rd of may

national slap thon's forehead day

"hey it's national slap thon's large forehead day!"-person 2
"omg really? what are we waiting for!"-person 1
monday 3rd of may

by niyikey May 1, 2021

May 17, 2056

The day a child named Jack Snyder will make a funny joke

Person 1: Another reason why May 17, 2056 will be your best day ever!

Jack: that’s not very FORTNITE poggers

by Don’t have a user name May 17, 2021

Maybia (may-be-uh)

Extra floppy patch of skin around "the stitching" behind the balls near the gooch...better known as the male labia (thus the name maybia, also spelled mabia)

Gosh i was just trying to manscape for the party tonight...but i nicked my Maybia (may-be-uh) and got blood all over my new ed hardy jeans

by the_nantista December 9, 2010