lap daddy

A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. For example, think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.

Used in a sentence: “Give me that lap you lap daddy.” Also: “is this lap daddy’s lap taken?”

by Organic potting mix January 15, 2022

Daddy Hoe

Daddy hoe’s an amazing person, but is a bottom.

A big big bottom. Like a bIGGGG BOTTOM.

Have you heard about Daddy Hoe’s partner? They top him easily.. he’s such a bottom

by Powxi November 30, 2020

daddy fever

When a very young guy or girl is really into an older guy about 10+ years above their age.

Person 1: I’m 33 and Griff is all over me. Putting his arms around me, flirting with me, initiating conversations about sex a lot with me which is fine but like-

Person 2: Full stop. It sounds like he’s got daddy fever. Don’t make a move and wait for the vaccine.

by PGwojowski March 16, 2023

daddy billman

DADDY BILLMAN IS EVERYONES DADDY. HE WON THE HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR SO HE IS ALSO GOD OF EVERYTHING.HE IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE LOSES ASSINMENTS WAY TO MUCH. AND HE IS AUTISTIC

Dude your such a DADDY BILLMAN.

by I'm doing your mom June 8, 2018

Rat Daddy

The toughest guy in the area.

Don't mess with Rat Daddy. He would hurt you!

by Papaspizza July 5, 2022

Wave-Daddy

Usually describes a DJ or music connoisseur who's playlist is

1) shazam worthy; 2) smooth and get's everyone bumping their head; 3) cool combination of mainstream and alternative (alte) music.

That DJ is such a "wave-daddy", thanks to him this party is Lit!

by yvng king January 4, 2019

House Daddy

A DJ that is honing it, playing the best beats, in control of the dance floor! Daddy of the dance floor.

Wow owning the beat, best club music in town, this DJ is a House Daddy.

by angelfirecherrykiss November 13, 2022