9 January

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.

On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.

by yavuh January 08, 2023

gag 9

when you go to 9gag and you gag 9 times

wow i gag 9 so much last night please kill me, cant stop my self

by testudins February 24, 2017

14 9 7 7 5 18

A cryptic way of saying a certain word.

you: 14 9 7 7 5 18.

your friend: Thats racist!

by Mmmslayer December 19, 2023

9/11 was an inside job

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.

Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job”

by kit____ August 14, 2023

9"

What a girl describes to her friends about a guys dick when she liked her sex with the man | Usually an overstatement

OMG! i loved riding his dick! He was a 9"

by YourFriendlySexEdTeacher February 28, 2022

choked 9

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9

Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9

by Jewfrokid March 07, 2019

/?" id="17636274">`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]]}\|;:'",<.>/?

A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.

I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.

by keyboard combos January 20, 2023