Globglab Day

On the nineteenth of June, all individuals with the name beginning with T and ending in -hurston must have their age be subtracted by six years.
Oh yeah, it’s Globglab Day, Thurston can’t drink!
by Fallingtimber0 June 19, 2022
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ZOOHAIR DAY

Yo you going to school today?
nah fuck that, its national zoohair day and akbal will not atend
yo zayn… u trynna fuck?
Nah cant cuz that fat nigga akbal is saying its zoohair day
by zoohair May 06, 2022
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The 1st of March 2025. A man by the name of GoofyGuy began to sing his favourite song when he slipped up and said the mcdonalds was in the meat cave
What are you going to do on Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day Day?
by Shucks77 March 01, 2025
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May Day

The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.
Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!
by PCAFJACKB March 12, 2021
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May Day

The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.
Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!
by PCAFJACKB March 12, 2021
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Lindsey Schlager Day

June twentieth (6/20) will from this point on be known as Lindsey Schlager Day! This day in history is to celebrate the amazing, talented, absolutely beautiful Lindsey Schlager and all of her contributions to society.
It’s Lindsey Schlager Day honey don’t forget to Venmo her for being so damn fine. She’s too pretty to work.
by Micciarello June 19, 2023
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National Car Meetup Day

National Car Meetup Day is November 5th. To celebrate: Everyone who loves cars meets at their nearest 7 Eleven at 6pm
Chad: How's it going Brad, do you know what day it is?
Brad: Yeah it's National Car Meetup Day. My local 7 Eleven is packed every year.
by TheBigTwinkie November 03, 2021
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