National F**k on Sanaa Day

do what the title says dumbass....specifically on March 22 😁

National F**k on Sanaa Day
Ex: Mark: ykw tomorrow is right?

?: No what is it??
Mark: It’s national fuck on Sanaa day dummy

?: Ohhhh that’s right. I’m definitely gonna do that tomorrow 👍🏾

by theefendibarbie March 21, 2023

Latvian national head day

latvian celebration when every couple gives each other head is on 23rd of March

Today is Latvian national head day!

by janiszarins March 22, 2023

have a beautiful day!

A way for gang members to let each other know police is on a way to them (as goons don't usually tell each other to have a beautiful day); it's usually for dealers, to warn someone and not to be charged for helping for aiding. Often used in west and northside of florida. (usually "you too" is ask for help to escape)

- Ay; you 'bout to have a beautiful day, homie
- Aight, thanks g;

- Something stopped me otw; i'll catch you later, have a beautiful day!
- Shit; thanks for letting me kno'

- Have a beautiful day!

- you too
- be there in 5

by howallnicknamesaretaken March 22, 2023

Give your bf a BJ day

March 24th is officially known as give your bf a BJ day, if you don't give him a BJ until completion then you don't get head from him for a month.

"Babe, unzip your trousers, today is give your bf a BJ day"

by Not_Owwn March 24, 2023

BDD (bad dick day) :(

A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.

B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."

BDD (bad dick day) :(

by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023

National roast joe day

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.

Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.

by YaBoiShaggy108 March 27, 2023

good idea day

a day of lots of very good ideas. can happen on any day.

"I just came up with all these epic new ideas to bring into this story I'm writing. Safe to say I had a good idea day."

by jarbledmarbles March 27, 2023