Dylan Mckenzie

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.

Damn, you really showed no mercy there. You pulled a Dylan Mckenzie!

by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

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Dylan

Dylan is the person everyone hates for no reason

Especially people named Jazmin, Jaheir, Kevin, Julia.

Fuck Dylan I hate that guy

Nobody wants to hear about your name

by Dylan123654 September 30, 2020

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Dylan

Absolute legend, pulls all the hoes and real g, must be treated with respect

Look at that Dylan, legend

by Dyllieburke November 22, 2021

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Person 1: “Dude I was just talking to Dylan yesterday.”
Person 2: “Oh really? mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan mah name dulan.”
Person 1: “mah name dulan.”

Definitions: mah name dylan

by biggestc3 May 22, 2024

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