Jes Day

It’s held on the 13th of July, tis a day of raccoons and one amazing beautiful handsome extraordinary sweet lovely one of a kind person. It is the against the law to ever hate this day or have sort of resentment towards the owner of this day. This day we only talk about Jes, we celebrate Jes. In fact, we are all Jes. But the greatest Jes, is Jes himself. #JESDAY #AAYANDAY #GREATESTOFALLTIME #G.O.A.T

ITS JES DAY I HAVE TO KISS A RACCON!
CAN YOU GUYS RENT AN OVERSIZED KARL BALLON FOR AAYAN DAY?
HAPPY BIRTH! ITS JES DAY!

by nonanananan July 12, 2023

National nude day

July 15th is National nudes day. You must send nudes to anyone who asks.

A: Hey, did you hear its July 15th?
B: It's national nude day
A: Want some?
B: HELL YEAH

by Uncle Ben Stan July 12, 2023

Treat Linda Day

Linda, meaning "beautiful" in Spanish. Treat Linda Day is celebrated annually on October 16th and is a day to treat the Linda's in your life. Whether they are Linda's by name or Linda by meaning, celebrate and treat them on Treat Linda Day.

Don't feel you have to treat small either! Size matters for your Linda! When expressing your feeling, bigger is always better!!

"Linda, I bought you flowers for your special day!"
"Thank you, but I'm confused, what special day?"
"Well today, of course! It's Treat Linda Day and you are a Linda by name and by meaning!" Saying this will definitely get you lots of brownie points and if you're lucky, even more than brownie points!!

by Lulubellisima July 13, 2023

National Head Day

Is where a girlfriend or side chick needs to give the sloppiest and the best head he has ever had. This takes place July 13th

Did you hear about national head day? It happens every year on July 13th. I can’t wait until he gets home.

by Bddaddy July 13, 2023

Star Day

8th day of work, a day to display your special skillz, also means extra day, special day,more time to spend at home, it means a birthday, a rebirth of the starseed, energy burst like a sun, happy returns.

-Bertie-⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

My Star day was enhanced I was glowing and I got every ones attention.

by Lover#2 July 13, 2023

National Ioana day

National Ioana day is October 31,in honor of tiktok user @miguelzcupidsbunnii, this can be known as Halloween

(October 30) "tomorrow is national Ioana day"
"but I thought tomorrow is Halloween"
"we don't call it that around here! It's called national Ioana day."

(October 30) "tomorrow is national Ioana day"
"but I thought tomorrow is Halloween"
"we don't call it that around here! It's called national Ioana day."

by Minibeth July 14, 2023

National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023