National corn chowder day

February 30th, The national day of corn chowder (arguably the best type of chowder).

"Today is February 30th, the best holiday of the year"
"What day is it?"
"National corn chowder day of course!"

by ilovepeebybridgers February 25, 2022

All Day Vagina

When you've been out all day at work/recreation sports/hiking etc, and just not feeling as fresh as you would like downstairs.

Magnified by 10 in the summer.

Sorry, honey, I'm not in the mood for sex tonight. I've got a rough case of all day vagina.

by Chuck S. Take August 19, 2023

buy from PCV sales day

everyone must buy from PCV sales or be sent to the gallows of passenger travel solutions

I'm gonna buy from PCV sales because its buy from PCV sales day

by dick mabutt December 11, 2021

Dumbass Day

The day of the week or fortnight where a young male is aroused slightly more than usual and has the accompanying false confidence that lead to an increased presence of actions of questionable wisdom.

I might wait 'til dumbass day to open that. It never works any other day.

by tinygiantman August 1, 2018

National Belated Send Nudes Day

Today is the day after Send Nudes day. That means when you learned about it just too late, you scrambled to get women to send you nudes and it didn't work, so now there has to be a whole day dedicated to belated nudes.

Listen Nika, I forgive you for not sending them yesterday, but I can still accept the nudes on account of it being National Belated Send Nudes Day.

by NewYorkMinute May 28, 2018

These days

Placeholder phrase used by reactionary idiots to introduce a banal thought that is either completely untrue, or has always been true.

These days, if you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in prison.

by whimsytea January 31, 2025

Wooden the Day

Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.

"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."

by ShyAaaaaaaaa November 24, 2021