Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.

“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job”

by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026

Nose Shit

To laugh at something hard enough for your nose to shit (Boogers flying out)

I had a massive nose shit when I watched people fall on ice outside my window.

by Zenstar February 3, 2026