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Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.
A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."
by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011
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internet archeology

Internet archeology is when somebody finds an internet fossil.
"I caught up a bit on some internet archeology"
by i inform people July 14, 2025
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The Internet

The Internet is a place you can easily find on your computer where you can watch videos, make memes, play video games, and much more. The Internet is also referred to The World Wide Web or just The Web.
This morning I went onto my computer to look at the daily news on The Internet.

The Internet is a series of tubes.
by Woomy Queen August 26, 2019
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Internet

Raised kids when parents didn't raise them right. A traumatic experience, yet the most comforting place to be at all times.
Claire :"As much as I love the Internet, it's also really scary..."
Axle :"You have only reached the surface of the Internet, you know nothing yet."
by Internet_Axle June 26, 2022
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Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
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abbas's internet

Abbas's internet means "Shitty ass toilet"

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls
How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls
by WaldoCumMaster June 29, 2022
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internet genius

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!
by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020
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