Dylan Wallace is a big fat pedo that idols to be Chaz Phoenix. He is known for having a sister that gets pounded by a big horse cocked man who shall not be named.
by Queen Brodie official February 22, 2022
Get the Dylan Wallacemug. The name Dylan is very complex, he can be very confusing sometimes. For one he has a really good long cock, and is great in the bed if he truly likes the person he's with. But other than that he's a great friend to the people that he trusts. But if you don't have his trust, watch out because he wont think twice about stepping over you. Theres a certain side of Dylan that only certain people see, mostly girls that he loves. Girls love this side of him, but for anyone else, its hard to be able to see it. If you know a guy names dylan, keep him around.
by dmwpecka September 5, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. He is left handed and deaf but those disability's don't stop him from having big toes up his ass. His biggest fear is jess and he love's dungeon and dragons. He's full of himself and only good at sports because hes tall
by Thefirstd1hater May 8, 2024
Get the Dylanmug. Literal definition of annoying. They think so highly of themselves and the only thing that matters is their grades. They suck at flirting which is partly the reason that they don't have a girlfriend. They have no social life. Like literally NOTHING. They want to go to Harvard or Princeton and be the school's valedictorian. Big dreams for such a pathetic person.
Person 1: I heard that Dylan's trying to shoot his shot with Grace.
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.
Person 4: This is gonna go viral!
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.
Person 4: This is gonna go viral!
by an average girl March 16, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. A particular person who cannot keep their dick in their pants. Constantly trying to slide in girls’ dms, he gets friend-zoned at least twice a week.
Girl 1: “omg this guy called Dylan won’t stop texting me”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”
by lasagnaaaaaaa9876 August 15, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by YodaMaster July 25, 2020
Get the Dylan Momentmug.