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Dylan

Dylan is a big sexy best who loves noodles
Ur dads fat dylan
by Pure heavy hard solid dude November 1, 2020
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Dylan McFagurson

Dylan McFagurson (the lumberjack) likes to chase little girls for their ponies.
by stormieclouds December 14, 2018
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Dylan

by BeanJesus September 28, 2021
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Dylan Harris

A name for a mythical genius who lives in the bottom of an acoustic guitar. This word can also be used to describe a Godlike person or object
That man is a professional Dylan Harris!” “Thats one cool looking Dylan Harris
by Bigtoe Bandit December 23, 2024
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Dylan

A fat autistic retarded pile of shit on benefits who’s Mum does black tar heroine and sister does weed through a traffic cone.
Dylan is autistic
by Spetnaz2004 December 15, 2017
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Dylan

Dylan is the most perfect man to ever exist. he’s so funny and his laugh is contagious i love absolutely everything about him, He never fails to make me smile in the worst moments he’s so sweet and respectful. i love his perfect hair and beautiful blue eyes that everytime i see i can just imagine our future where i wake up and i see those perfect eyes every day while he’s telling me goodmorning while getting ready for the day cause one thing about Dylan is he is a morning person he loves the mornings which is the complete opposite of me but sense i’ve been dating Dylan i’ve enjoyed getting up because i get to be reminded that i have my favorite person to talk to all day long. Dylan is my absolute favorite person and everyone knows it there is never a conversation that i’m in that i don’t bring dylan up i love being able to tell everyone how well he treats me. personally me and Dylan are the opposite i hate the outdoors and sports and dylan loves them he loves being outside and experiencing all that life has to offer but i like staying inside and just day dreaming about him. i feel so lucky to have my own Dylan that is so dearly in love with me even though i will always say i love him more cause there’s nothing to not love abt him he brings joy and happiness into my life every single day i’m so delighted to be able to call him mine and can’t wait to see what our future will be like together one thing i know will never change is my love for him i’ll never stop loving Dylan.
“Who’s she’s texting
you know it’s Dylan she talks to him every chance she has”
by yourfavpinklover November 27, 2023
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Dylan

He’s a guy.

He might be your friend, depends on you and if you’ve met him or not.
You might think he’s nice but you probably won’t.
You just gotta meet him for yourself.
Hey you met that Dylan guy?”
“Who?”
Who what?”
“You just asked me if I’ve met Dylan.”
“What? No I didn’t. That’s stupid. You’re stupid.”
by Bookpaperlover420 June 3, 2021
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