Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
Get the Turtle Shell On A Monkey Barmug. by michaelturtless May 7, 2023
Get the national ninja turtle daymug. To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.
by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024
Get the Turtlingmug. The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"
by Stygmatik November 27, 2019
Get the Turtle timemug. An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.
Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.
John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010
Get the Speed Turtlemug. When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
by Luxemo January 5, 2018
Get the helpless turtlemug. by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024
Get the Winking Turtlemug.