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Internet

A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.
Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?
by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018
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internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.
"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"
by Allah snack at August 20, 2017
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Internet

Miley Cyrus: You're such an internet! Can't stand you!
by 123real definitions September 21, 2019
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no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn
by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017
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Internet

Me: why are you playing video games, they are hard
Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day
Me: you should try using the Internet
by Zander Man September 8, 2020
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internet

An area that's just like another universe except it's crammed inside an electronic device. The only thing that you can do is go deeper as you enter.
Person 1: My internet connection is wayyyyyyy to slow!

Person 2: Swiggity swooty, better catch that booty.
by MNoDead March 18, 2017
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Internet-funny

Being 14% of normal funny, and 130% of normal 'i fucking hate you for doing that' ...
''I'd make a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction'' ''Wow you're so internet-funny... kys''
by kewlkez December 12, 2016
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