Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

Chest biscuits

A phrase to define Arnold Schwarzenegger’s pecs in the 70’s. Specially “Pumping Iron”

“Iron is to my muscles, like yeast is to my pecs. My chest biscuits have risen phenomenally even and in under 20 minutes.”

by #CB November 21, 2018

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

Soggy Biscuit

When everyone cums on Lucas. Last to cum eats Lucas.

Lucas is coming around tonight. We should play Soggy Biscuit.

by Hary Gofman March 31, 2024

lame biscuit

A fat white person(biscuit) who sits around all day and don't do anything (lame) lamebiscuit

You should get a job and loose some weight like most other white people instead of being a lame biscuit all your life

by Rebro1236 May 15, 2016

KFC Biscuit

A biscuit that tastes extremely dry and rather bland, reminiscent of that of a biscuit from the fast food chain KFC

Damn bruh this thing dry as f*uck. Tastes like a KFC biscuit.

by skylord0622 December 11, 2020