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Jordan

Jordan is the most loving sweet boy in the world. He'll make you so happy whenever you see him, text him, or anything. you will miss him everyday and you'll wish you could just live with him. He is kinda shy at first but once you get to know him he is all over you. He is the hottest man in the planet. He has a very big dick, fluffy brown hair, he is tall asf and towers over you. He is very clumsy and always ends up doing something very stupid. He sucks at replying to you he will leave you on delivered for at least 16hrs but its worth it when you see his name pop up on your phone. He makes you smile like no one else can. I LOVE JORDAN SO MUCH he has no idea. you'll love it that you can talk to him whenever your sad or happy no matter my mood he's always there for you. you will really hope you'll last forever and ever. His lips are so soft and his hand are perfect. He LOVES physical touch if your in bed with him he will never not be touching you. you'll miss him everyday. He is perfect.
by v10l3t mxi February 22, 2023
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Jordan

Mama there go that man jordan
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Jordan

The King of Canada, and the hottest man alive, a person who has atomic rizz
Jordan rizzed up 40 girls
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Jordan jatzke

Fat fucktard who is in need of a hike and bitches badly. Is commonly known to be unloved by his peers due to his strong oder and lack of brain cells.
Jordan jatzke is a lazy fat cunt
by Jamar1# March 7, 2023
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Jordan Keef

If you get called a jordan keef iit means you are the number one plasterer in the world!
Jordan keef will plaster your door shut
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michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan
michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.
“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s
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