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Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
by q359 July 25, 2023
mugGet the Internet Badass Syndromemug.

Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.
Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*
by professional heckler November 26, 2017
mugGet the Internet Marketermug.
The flyest kid on the internet is Austin.
Instagram: austin.luk
YouTube: AustinLukh
Wow he actually is the flyest kid on the internet.
by austin.lukh July 6, 2024
mugGet the The flyest kid on the internetmug.

fake internet feud

a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist
max young and emery van sickle on August 30th 2022 “yeah that’s a fake internet feud”
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022
mugGet the fake internet feudmug.

the internet zone

similar to 'the friend zone'
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online
*over fb messenger*

'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'

*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'
by xtinaok March 10, 2015
mugGet the the internet zonemug.

the internet

Person: Let's go to the internet to watch some cat videos
by HZ231 September 12, 2025
mugGet the the internetmug.

internet explorer

"wow it's just as great as internet explorer"
by pls_help_me November 9, 2018
mugGet the internet explorermug.

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