Darby Day

The day upon which we celebrate all things Darby. Reserved for hot blondes that recently got a dream job. In 2020, this day coincides with Valentines Day, but VD is gay so real ones celly Darby Day.

Dude1: you man you taking that chick out for Valentines Day?
Dude2: Fuck that weak shit. It’s Darby Day, son!

by Bill Bixby250 February 14, 2020

National throw Doom day

21th of October. When you can throw Doom around with no permission needed, even though he is 5'6"

National throw Doom day is the best day ever

by Goracio October 21, 2021

Pimil day

Pimil day, short for Point in My Life day, is a celebration of a specific moment in your life that honors how far you've come since then. It's usually the hardest, most painful point in your life, but can also be something of the opposite.

Ean: *suffers from a trauma*
Ean, a year later: "It's my pimil day tomorrow! Good job, me :)"

by Lea Kara March 4, 2022

National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022

national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.

Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@

by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023

National Div 6 Appreciation day

Celebrate your division 6 friends with "National Div 6 Appreciation day" on September 2nd. They don't get a lot of credit since there highest-scoring games are normally single digits or the all-time great of 11 set by Randy Bird in 1812. This day is the day to give your Div 6 friends a break. September 2nd

Everyone: How did you do last night?
Gong: Career High of 4 why?
Everyone: it's National Div 6 Appreciation day good job
Gong: *Cries in Div 6*

by GummyGummyBear August 31, 2020

National kiss your tall friend day

I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.

“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”

A: look it’s B
C: so what

A: kisses B

C: why’d you do that

A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day

by Willllllywobker September 2, 2022