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Demon Dick Gremlin

Dawson fucked me so good, he's my Demon Dick Gremlin
by Doodles And Dunk Dunk July 5, 2024
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Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.
David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire
by King_Toxic February 12, 2025
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Dick lupus

A person who is being twaty, they may pretend to be confused simply cause they don’t like what u have said
In response to your friend saying I don’t understand ..don’t be a dick lupus! Or between friends talking about a third party, she’s such a dick lupus
by Beckybeaver June 20, 2021
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floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.
by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
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Dick peakers

A new clothing fashion where a guy wears jeans but no underwear and there is at least one hole around the crotch are where if you look closely you can get a glimpse of his dick.
I got a new pair of dick peakers.
by judge dredd7 October 25, 2012
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vacation dick

Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).
Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!
by Santana0520 June 12, 2016
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Dick-tac

When you put a tic tac in your dick hole before a blowjob for a pleasant blast of flavor!
Brandon dick-tacced me, it was a amazing surprise of orange flavor!
by Yimmmmmsayin December 13, 2018
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