I sexually identify as a submarine

For those who sexually identify as submarines

I sexually identify as a submarine! Respect my periscope you bigot!
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)

by lord of the silver rings June 2, 2017

Sexually transmitted Jewish Guilt

Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.

Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "

Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"

by Mattybizzle September 29, 2013

metro sexual bandit

The new genration of kids trying to differ from society but they cant be to strang because there rich parents wont pay for it. Or a guy whos pantes are to short to tight and shirt that is to little and looks like a meatel chick

That guy at the show was such a metro sexual bandit , or I think it was a guy

by Dustin the Mc February 27, 2006

Straight Pan-sexual

Person who is straight that like girls, but don't care about there sexuality

I've dated girls and like girl who are straight, bi, or pan-sexual, so that makes me a straight pan-sexual

by Eric Mendozo April 18, 2019

harry james potter sexual

People who are attracted to Harry James Potter

Someone: Harry James Potter is Ugly
Me: HARRY JAMES POTTER IS HOT I HAVE A HARRY JAMES POTTER SEXUAL

by zz.potter December 29, 2020

sexually identify as an attack helicopter

'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.

Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!

by Nameayellowfruit January 3, 2017

Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Your sexuality depends on your mood. It's constantly changing and can quickly happen.

Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.

Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.

Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.

Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.

by Mooperson September 23, 2012