five gold rings

a chrismass carol

five gold rings!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023

gum ring

A ring made out of gum.

Johnny gave Jessica a Gum ring shows the word "gum ring" being defined.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 5, 2023

Ring Bling

A ring

People go for a Hi5:
Person 1: "Oh man, i can't... you gonna hurt me with your ring bling!"

by Whatever! September 24, 2008

Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.

Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering

It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.

by MartianMenace October 8, 2023

Lego Ring

The actual worst song oat
why did Faye Webster and Lil Yachty make this SHIT

"Have you heard Faye Webster's new single Lego Ring??"
"No..."
*plays it*
refer to gif

by GmodMagician March 16, 2024

the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021