March 14

NERDS know this as pie day right. But real MEN know this to be the male equivalent of Valentines Day...

Steaks n’ Blowjobs day!

Can’t wait for March 14. My girl gonna give me some sloppy and a prime steak!!!

by x Freeshot June 26, 2020

Manly March

For the entire month of March, Men can do whatever they want to women (excluding sexual stuff, domestic abuse, etc.) and the women can't refuse

Jeez, Racheal. It's Manly March
I wonder what they're gonna do to us

by Undermen November 1, 2022

March 25

Kiss or hug ur bf/gf

Bf and gf kiss it’s March 25

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 March 25, 2022

March 25th

It’s national booty pic day, send your man a nice booty pic girl.

Hey girl it’s March 25th u gonna send one

by Deeznuts336 March 25, 2021

March 5th

People have to send their girlfriends a dick picture on March 5th, 2023. ITS JUST A FACT. especially if your name is bryce. Do It.

“Damn bro it’s March 5th, I have to Send a Dick Pic”

by bryce’sprettygf March 5, 2023

March 8

A day to hug all your teacher for all the amazing work they do for you. If you hate the teacher just slap them though they probably deserve it

National hug your teacher day March 8

by Squishmellows.au March 7, 2023

March 12th

2020, the day everything went or shit. Who knew Corona had the ability to shut down every sport and event in the country, oh but not public schools.

#1, “Hey, what time is our tournament Friday?”
#2, “Sorry man, Corona cancelled it along with the rest of the season”
#1, “What day is it?”
#2, “March 12th”

by Wartzanator March 13, 2020