Dick

Something you dont have

Karen why are you leaving,Honey you dont have a dick

by Fuckmedaddaddywithrooster April 21, 2019

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

Dick

Dick, Dick is a penis.

Dayum that dick last night was great.

by Smexy 😩 May 27, 2021

dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.

Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.

by vonLegs October 6, 2023

Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

by White boy master April 19, 2016

vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.

Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!

by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016

Dick crazed

someone who is crazy about dick

Is u dick crazed or what

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021