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Dick

The cigar looking thing that varies in sizes on guys. Connected to another part of the genital area ballsack
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff
"Hey stepson can I suck the juicy ass dick"
by Dumbuselessstuff April 14, 2020
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Iz's Dick

fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.
Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
by FezisPluto September 7, 2021
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Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.
Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"
by ZeFleas November 8, 2021
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Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over
Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over
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Gout Dick

Another way of saying a man has trash ass dick
Wow that guys definitely got gout dick
by BADDBARBIEXXX March 14, 2024
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Dick Fingers

Dirty dick fingers that smell like smegma.
Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
by Myrtleton November 22, 2024
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Dick

a dick is a penis
a part of a males body
likes to be sucked
over rated
dick head
His dick was massive
I like to suck his dick
You are such a dick head
by pooooo2323232325531 August 15, 2022
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