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Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.
Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.
by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019
mugGet the Pettin’ the Turtlemug.

sea turtle me

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.
by Definition magician April 9, 2021
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Ass Turtle

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"
by Dosoboi October 12, 2019
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turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies
by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022
mugGet the turtle-eenie-weeniemug.

Turtle

Is that a plastic straw?!?! *slaps plastic straw out of hand* Here you can use my metal one! Save the turtles!!! SKSKSKSK!!
by steppedindogpee November 16, 2019
mugGet the Turtlemug.

Turtle-stabbin

A popular term for inserting a man's penis into an anal cavity. Most likely this is done in the doggy style position however can be done in many other preferred intercourse techniques.
"After the I left the bar last night, I went Turtle-stabbin with Stacy. Got into a bit of a sticky situation."
by Tiffini Smith February 8, 2018
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