National Kobe day

Kobe's first number was 8 and his 2nd was 24 so september is the 8th month in the year and the 24th would be his number

Yoo did u know its national KOBE day

by Byajn janko January 30, 2020

National Dick Day

National Dick Day is very important because it shows the significance of how dicks can be very scary and that they just look funny.

Person 1: “Hey today is National Dick Day?”

Person 2: “Oh really? Nice, well, Happy Dick Day”🍆🍆🍆

by nationaldickday official maker July 15, 2021

national fuck day

August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.

Hey its national fuck day lets have sex

by Jonathan Graham Cracker August 6, 2019

National Frog Day

National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT

by char_spring April 14, 2023

National Handjob Day

National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.

A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”

by Coronavaaarus April 21, 2020

national blathnaid day

a day to celebrate everyone whos name is blathnaid, we love you and your irish name.

did you hear blathnaid went the shop? - john
yes, its national blathnaid day - paul

by bigfool October 29, 2022

national ":v" day

Today is the day to celebrate Indonesia's national ":v" day. ":v" is an emoji frequently used by those so called "memer." But now the majority of people hates that stupid emoji.

Tricia: "Hello :v"
Steve: "Hi :v, do you know that today is Indonesia's national ":v" day? :v"
Tricia: "I didn't know earlier :v"

by The-Devil October 3, 2020