July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023

Julie Lamarche

(n.f.) Une race rare de super mamans

- Ma mère m'a apporté mon souper dans ma chambre hier
- Wow, elle doit être une Julie Lamarche, tu es chanceux!

by bonnefetedesmeresxxx May 10, 2020

July 25th

On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.

A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?

B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!

by Försich Förmer CEO October 16, 2019

July 9th

Ignore Edolon Vryche from Vast Error day!! Simply ignore him even if he's going to commit die!!!!:33 July 9th is simply ignore Edolon day!!!

Guy 1: Oh hi edo-
Guy 2: Bro it's July 9th! y'know Ignore Edolon day!!
Edolon: Oh hi!
guys:......
Edolon: guys?

by Ueueurjrii July 9, 2023

july 7

the day god said fuck your relationship heres a real man

bb gun dates dude on "july 7"

by dani mcubetoes September 20, 2023

6 of July

This is the day you make out with your partner, while doing some activities, for example: baking, watching movies, reading books, cuddling etc.

since it’s 6 of July, we are going to watch a movie together.

by buymesomegoodmeal July 3, 2023

July 5

National slap a virgo

she - *slaps*
Him- hey what was that for ?!
She- did you not do today is National slap a Virgo?
Him- no. It’s not it’s July 5

She- shows urban dictionary- no it’s National slap a Virgo day!

by Sindey July 6, 2022