July 27th

Landon's birthday

On his birthday he must be worshipped if no your death will be inevitable

Hank: Hey you know it's July 27th
Jerry: ya well Landon is dumb
Hank: oh you should have not said that

Death : you are coming with me Jerry you have failed to understand July 27th

by Need answers June 23, 2022

July 15th

July 15th is the day that that one of the best addys that was ever thrown and one of the most historic music video was mad by the rapper True Bamba

All my grandkids keep asking me what happened the day July 15th I don’t even remember I was too fucked up.

“If you didn’t go to true Bambas addy July 15th you missed the a decade worth of experience in one night. ”

by Jarell Johnson July 11, 2022

July 18: swifty appreciation day

A day that which we appreciate the wonderful person we know as Swifty

"Do you know what day it is?" July 18th? "Not just July 18th, its July 18: swifty appreciation day!"

by Kirby_Krauser July 18, 2021

July 10th

National Slay Day. It's the day where everyone can slay, kids and adults alike!

"Hey did you know it's July 10th?"
"No I did not 🤯🤯🤯🤯"
"You wanna go slay with me!??!"
"YASS!!!!!"

by Glumpy2 August 2, 2022

July 24

National give the last person you texted a gift day.

Kam: *gives kendall a gift*

kendall: what’s this for

kam: it’s July 24, national give the last person you texted a gift

by itsdefnotkaylee December 5, 2021

july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq

Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here

by PuffyRI June 19, 2022

July 16th

July 16th is “Leave at 3:30ish P.M. if you’re gay” day. Today is the day to show the world your pride by leaving at exactly 3:30ish pm for a movie at a theater. (The movie can be any genre.) If you participate on July 16th, you have the most pride and enthusiasm for homosexuality than ANYBODY!

“Hey, what are your plans for July 16th?”
“To leave and see a movie at exactly 3:30pm… you know i’m girlypop, right?”
“Oh!! I forgot it’s leave at 3:30ish if you’re gay day!”

by nationalholidays2 July 16, 2024