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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Empyrio Merotoliz (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release
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Matt first

Person 1: You know the saying Matt first? It's like saying ladies first.
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The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:
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First Haircut

A common New England phrase (growing to become a global trend) used to acknowledge and commend a friend or acquaintances’ fresh new haircut.
Hey FrankFirst Haircut… cool.
by Fv3 July 18, 2022
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first served, first come

A play on the words "first come, first served" which appears on a banner advertising the "Temple of Eros Annual Orgy and Buffet" in the Mel Brooks film "History of the World, Part I".
I was searching for the classic film "One girl, two cups" when I stumbled on this phrase, which appears during a scene set at a Roman bazaar/ "First served, first come" at an orgy is humorously playing on the original phrase "first come, first served" in retail or the related "first in, first out" in accounting or computing science.
by bitchuck September 1, 2025
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double-first great-cousin-nibling

Child of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandchild.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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