by Dracos wife July 1, 2022
Get the July 1st National post your crush day mug.An action used to immobilize and/or exterminate insects without overtly damaging the specimen (and thus making examination difficult) or causing the internal contents of the specimen to adhere the aforementioned specimen to the crushing implement, thus contaminating it from future use. The crushing implement (typically a shoe, flat rock, paper, or otherwise suitable object) is placed over the specimen and advanced until a controlled breaking of the exoskeleton is both felt and possibly heard; the practice has frequently been described as "satisfying". The crushing implement is then released and inspection may begin. This method can be applied to slow moving insects, but may require a previously applied 'stunning' blow to fast moving or flying insects.
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Look at the size of that Fu**ing _____! Gentle Crush!!"
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!
by idontreallywantapseudonym17463 April 1, 2013
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Get the Kisses my crush mug.The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!
Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha
by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020
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Get the crush mug.when you have a dream, usually involving someone you know, and something maybe a little romantic goes on, and you develop a confused crush for them (like a "maybe i had this dream because i like them" crush). probably most common with pre-teen girls.
A: dude!!! i had this dream where i kissed ___ and i don't know if i like her now or not!!
B: oh, dudeski, that's totally a dream crush. i get those almost nightly.
B: oh, dudeski, that's totally a dream crush. i get those almost nightly.
by royaume August 13, 2016
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