by Bounceback January 25, 2024
Get the Scaring the Goatmug. 
(Im making a ACUAL definition of goat bc all these STUPID ppl say it's greatest of all time, WERE TALKIN' BOUT THE ANIMAL HERE!!) anyways...
A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
Mark: MAN!!! LOOK AT THAT SEXY GOAT!!!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.
Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??
Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!
Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.
Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??
Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!
Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
by Lil Pouch June 12, 2018
Get the Goatmug. by Big_Leonard September 4, 2023
Get the The Goatmug. 
Thicky Nicky The goat is legit the thickest man alive. His waist is like- HUGE and his ass is fatter than my grandpa after going to McDonald's.
Me: Yo it's Thicky Nicky The goat.
You: Man, does he have cake.
Me: fr mate. Wanna fuck?
You: Bet.
9 months later...
You: 👩 👦
You: Man, does he have cake.
Me: fr mate. Wanna fuck?
You: Bet.
9 months later...
You: 👩 👦
by NotBen11113 April 8, 2021
Get the Thicky Nicky The goatmug.