A Work Wank

A work wank is a term used to when an individual masturbates during work/paid hours.

Andy: "Got a little horny so had a work wank, do it on their time and get paid"

by foshoure May 31, 2020

Working Boys'd

tgwdlm version of a Rick Roll, where you end up reading all the names of the Working Boys; Henry, Greg and Steve and Stu and Mark and Leighton and . . . Chad

Markets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wits
I just can't take it
When all I want to do
Is spend the day with Greg . . . And Steve . . . And Stu . . . And Mark . . . And Leighton . . . And Chad

Me: ha-ha you just got Working Boys'd

(Credit: StarKid - The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

by SkyWarrior365 January 4, 2021

The works

Treat someone harshly

"The tough coach didn't hold back and gave the lazy player the works, leaving him exhausted and determined to improve."

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

Work

Cocaine

Are you coming to the party? We doing lines of work

by angvlo August 4, 2017

asian work boots

Flip flops

Take off your Asian work boots and put on some socks. Your feet stink.

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

If you're able bodied you can work

So I'm stealing your property so you have to

Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."

A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."

Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Working Harder

No... Go fuck yourself.

Hym "And here's why: The fact that I have material contributions to a swath of endeavors in a variety fields and am not receiving any credit is demonstrative of the fact that working harder isn't going to translate to any material success. So no. The plan remains the same."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023