March 10, 2023

Will go down as one of the worst days in human history and it’s all thanks to Meghan Trainor.

YOU ARE NOT MOTHER. SHUT UP.

“I am your mother”

“March 10, 2023 is ruined”

by I MIGHT KILL MY EX March 10, 2023

March 23rd

National Fuck a Guy Named Alec Day

Girl 1: It’s March 23rd! you know what that means!
Girl 2: We have to fuck a guy named Alec!

by 666+999= 69420 February 23, 2025

March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.

I grew my hair out for March 22.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

March 5th

March 5th is National Twink Day

anyone born on march 5th is automatically a twink *or* a femboy!

"oh he was born on march 5th , that must mean there a femboy"

by Ezyw_2 April 20, 2025

March 1st

The day of BabyTxga. Only reals Gs was born on this day

Baby Txga was born on March 1st.

by BabyTxga March 1, 2022

March 5th

People have to send their girlfriends a dick picture on March 5th, 2023. ITS JUST A FACT. especially if your name is bryce. Do It.

“Damn bro it’s March 5th, I have to Send a Dick Pic”

by bryce’sprettygf March 5, 2023

March 12th

2020, the day everything went or shit. Who knew Corona had the ability to shut down every sport and event in the country, oh but not public schools.

#1, “Hey, what time is our tournament Friday?”
#2, “Sorry man, Corona cancelled it along with the rest of the season”
#1, “What day is it?”
#2, “March 12th”

by Wartzanator March 13, 2020