National Fuck a Asian Day

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.

Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!

by E1M1 October 22, 2020

Fem day

Flour, Eggs and Milk day. When a person takes it upon themselves to throw a bag of flour, some milk and eggs at someone else - usually as a very extreme prank. The FEM is sometimes encased in a glass jar. The glass jar often inflicts greater pain than the FEM itself.

FEM day did actually happen and resulted in the participants having legal action taken against them. The charges were later dropped.

by Moon Head October 13, 2005

National Edit day

Make an edit and post

Today is national edit day so I’m going to make one and post it on my story

by Fhftu December 18, 2020

National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

National “yes” day

You cant say no on September 3rd at school for the entire day (just dont get in trouble with teachers 💀)

Amanda: can i have a chip
Alexander: no
Amanda: it’s national “yes” day
Alexander: oh? I guess you can have a chip then

by Sincerely.adrii September 2, 2021

National send a nude day

is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: happy National send a nude day

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Disehitvb October 6, 2021

Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them

I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.

by Grantivanschilte April 18, 2024