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National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.
National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"
by coreguy July 22, 2024
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feeding tube day

Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink
Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me
by Patflin July 24, 2024
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one fine day

A day that looks good to start but goes terrible.
by plato! July 24, 2024
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It’s gonna break down one day

Sure they are reliable cars but when they reach around 700k miles then you will see them starting to have mechanical problems. So wherever it’s a Prius RAV4 or Corolla, it’s gonna break down one day
by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024
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a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024
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Unofficial titty pic day

July 28th is the unofficial titty pic day. Ask someone for a titty pic and you shall receive.
Hey babe! It's july 28th, you know what that means? It's unofficial titty pic day!
by Meaningful Wizard July 27, 2024
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National Post your Meat day

July 30th. You need to post your dick on your preferred discord server
Me: Hey bro it's National Post your Meat Day!
Bro: OK imma send it in the official Fortnite server!
by AAAMMMMOOG July 28, 2024
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